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My Girlfriend Quotes (page 2)

I got in a fight with my girlfriend," I said. "I was just driving around, blowing off steam, you know?"Well, you should be more careful where you drive," the officer said. "You're making people nervous. You don't fit the profile of the neighborhood."I wanted to tell him that I didn't fit the profile of the country but I knew it would just get me into trouble. Sherman Alexie
Now see here, Guy,” said the voice, “you’re not dealing with any dumb two-bit trigger pumping morons with low hair-lines, little piggy eyes and no conversation, we’re a couple of intelligent caring guys that you’d probably quite like if you met us socially! I don’t go around gratuitously shooting people and then bragging about it afterward in seedy space-rangers bars, like some cops I could mention! I go around shooting people gratuitously and then I agonize about it afterward for hours to my... Douglas Adams
Chelsea Handler quote: "ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming..."
ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. Chelsea Handler
I have the loving support of my girlfriend who still attends Wake Forest and is nearing graduation. She helps me cope with the everyday rigors of being an NBA player. Tim Duncan
When we meet, I'm interested and I'm curious about what he's doing because he's burning a number from a client. And I'm like, 'Who is this?' and my girlfriend's like, 'That's a drug dealer. Stay away from him.' Rosario Dawson
Steven Wright quote: "When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you..."
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes." Steven Wright
James De La Vega quote: "Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly."
Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly. James De La Vega
He asked my girlfriend if we could come over and sing some of the songs that we had written, which we did. After he heard the songs, he said that he knew someone in the record business by the name of Bob Shad. Phil Harris
I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed. Shirley Manson
It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear. Lori Loughlin
I see myself being married to my girlfriend and backpacking all over the world. If I can go out and do a 15-mile hike and climb a 12,000-ft. peak, I'm good to go. Matt Long
I can't speak for all women, but I do think that... I mean, me and my girlfriends, we definitely... we're in crisis on a continuous basis...or at least monthly, for sure, I don't know. Helen Slater
I used to try to draw my girlfriends. I think one of the most romantic things that anybody can do is draw a portrait of the person you love. Nick Carter
Wallis Simpson quote: "PS: It's all gossip about the prince. I'm not in the habit of..."
PS: It's all gossip about the prince. I'm not in the habit of taking my girlfriends' beaux. Wallis Simpson
Charlie Simpson quote: "I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her."
I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her. Charlie Simpson

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