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Paperwork Quotes

So much paperwork to read! So much paperwork to push away! So much paperwork to pretend he hadn't received and that might have been eaten by gargoyles. Terry Prachett
Management cares about only one thing. Paperwork. They will forgive almost anything else - cost overruns, gross incompetence, criminal indictments - as long as the paperwork's filled out properly. And in on time. Connie Willis
Laurell K. Hamilton quote: "Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the..."
Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork. Laurell K. Hamilton
I’ll take him to the hospital ” Bernardo said “but what do we put on the paperwork ” “Tell them it was a lover’s quarrel ” Olaf said. “Over my dead body ” I said. “Eventually ” he said. “Don’t be a sick fuck Olaf ” I said. Laurell K. Hamilton
The true nature of bureaucracy may be nowhere more obvious to the observer than in a developing country, for only there will it still be made manifest by the full complement of documents, files, veneered desks and cabinets - which convey the strict and inverse relationship between productivity and paperwork. Alain de Botton
Joe Orton quote: "Reading isn't an occupation we encourage among police..."
Reading isn't an occupation we encourage among police officers. We try to keep the paperwork down to a minimum. Joe Orton
OFSTED has made large cuts in the paperwork which schools are asked to provide and further steps to reduce the bureaucratic burden will be introduced in September. Estelle Morris
Politicians also have a love affair with the 'small business exemption.' Too much paperwork? Too heavy a burden? Not enough time? Just exempt small businesses from the rule. It sounds so pro-growth. Instead it's an admission that the costs of a regulation just can't be justified. John Sununu
Julia Louis-Dreyfus quote: "I've actually considered going with my married name, Julia..."
I've actually considered going with my married name, Julia Hall, but all the paperwork. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Peter De Vries quote: "I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork."
I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. Peter De Vries
The man whose life is devoted to paperwork has lost the initiative. He is dealing with things that are brought to his notice, having ceased to notice anything for himself. C. Northcote Parkinson
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia. Frank Zappa
To the teacher weighed down with paperwork, I say: you've been messed around too often. You came into teaching to spend your time teaching children not filling in forms. William Hague
Joe Mantegna quote: "You talk to the real cops and they say ninety percent of it is..."
You talk to the real cops and they say ninety percent of it is paperwork. Joe Mantegna
Lee Child quote: "I have three desks. One empty for paperwork, one for the..."
I have three desks. One empty for paperwork, one for the internet and email, and one for the writing computer. Lee Child

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