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Paris Hilton Quotes

Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It’s the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor. Chelsea Handler
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian would have left little more than lipstick stains in their passing had it not been for the sex videos that lofted them into reality-TV notoriety. Once notoriety has warmed into familiarity, celebrity itself becomes one big 'Brady Bunch' reunion, or a therapy session with Dr. Drew. James Wolcott
Paris Hilton, that's very interesting what she did. I've never done that. I haven't really sort of ever got into that. As time passes, maybe I should record it and put it in a vault so that when I get a little old don't have the energy I can remember how life used to be. Jeremy Irons
anybody can be a princess. all you have todo is have the right parents. it's no harder than being born Paris Hilton, for God's sake. at least you remember to put on underwear in the morning, i'm assuming Meg Cabot
Mark Millar quote: "Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody..."
Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man? Mark Millar
You think that drinking with a serial killer takes you into the midnight currents of the culture? I say bullshit. There's been twelve TV documentaries, three movies and eight books about me. I'm more popular than any of these designed-by-pedophile pop moppets littering the music television and the gossip columns. I've killed more people than Paris Hilton has desemenated, I was famous before she was here and I'll be famous after she's gone. I am the mainstream. I am, in fact, the only true... Warren Ellis
Al Gore quote: "The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris..."
The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton. Al Gore
Stuck in my own trap of writing about a nonsubject, I think I can defend my own self-respect, and also the integrity of a lost girl, by saying two things. First, the trivial doings of Paris Hilton are of no importance to me, or anyone else, and I should not be forced to contemplate them. Second, she should be left alone to lead such a life as has been left to her. If this seems paradoxical, then very well. Christopher Hitchens
Once I saw Paris Hilton leaving a restaurant in Hollywood and the paparazzi cameras were all over her. It looked so unpleasant. It wasn't because she didn't look sensational - she was that perfect combination of fashionable and slutty - it was because the paparazzi guys were shouting these insanely rude and intrusive questions at her. Like, asking her who she was sleeping with and stuff. I was kind of interested in the answer, so I was glad they asked, but it was still gross. Mindy Kaling
Tina Fey quote: "Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later be..."
Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later be referred to as the "Paris Hilton". Tina Fey
Barack Obama quote: "I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse."
I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse. Barack Obama
You have people who can't act and they get all these parts. Paris Hilton falls into her own category. She's made a career out of it. Kate Hudson
Pop music has been all but relegated to the remainder bin at MTV and VH1, where high-maintenance concoctions such as Paris Hilton, Flavor Flav, and Hulk Hogan's biohazard clan of bleached specimens provide endless hours of death-hastening diversion. James Wolcott
Jackie Collins quote: "Where was Paris Hilton a year ago? She's a fabulous character..."
Where was Paris Hilton a year ago? She's a fabulous character to write about. Jackie Collins
Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton. David Letterman

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