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Pig Quotes (page 3)

I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs. What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs. Richard Krajicek
Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. Ambrose Bierce
Bobby Riggs quote: "If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig."
If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig. Bobby Riggs
Willie Nelson quote: "I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't..."
I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money. Willie Nelson
I don't want any inheritance from my father. Do whatever the hell you want with it." "Wrong. You can do what you want with the inheritance. My job is to see to it that you have the opportunity to do so." "I don't want a single ore from that pig." "Then give the money to the Greenpeace or something." "I don't give a shit about whales. Steig Larsson
Lewis Carroll quote: "If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly..."
If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think. Lewis Carroll
When we slid the body into the grave, we both were shaken to the core. The loss we felt was not the loss of ham but the loss of pig. E. B. White
Oh... and Bacon Surprise.' REALLY? WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON? 'I don't know. I suppose it comes as something of a shock to the pig. Terry Prachett
You cannot evade the issue of God, whether you are talking about pigs or the binomial theory...Things can be irrelevant to the proposition that Christianity is false, but nothing can be irrelevant to the proposition that Christianity is true. Gilbert K. Chesterton
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just... Andy Rooney
Animals look from Napoleon to Pilkington, from man to pig back to man, they find that they are unable to tell the difference. George Orwell
Chuck Palahniuk quote: "A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more..."
A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women. Chuck Palahniuk
I can't believe that our body, composed as it is of mud and shit and equipped with instincts lower than those of the pig or the crab-louse, contains anything pure and immaterial Gustave Flaubert
Ann Richards quote: "You can put lipstick and earrings on a hog and call it..."
You can put lipstick and earrings on a hog and call it Monique, but it's still a pig. Ann Richards
The High Street was full of farmers, cows, and other animals, the majority of the former well on the road to intoxication. It is, of course, extremely painful to see a man in such a condition, but when such a person in endeavouring to count a perpetually moving drove of pigs, the onlooker's pain is sensibly diminished. P. G. Wodehouse

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