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Professor Quotes

Carolyn Gold Heilbrun quote: "Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects..."
Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort. Carolyn Gold Heilbrun
Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to enjoy more time with his remaining limbs. J. K. Rowling
George Bernard Shaw quote: "Professor Henry Higgins: She's an owl, sickened by a few days..."
Professor Henry Higgins: She's an owl, sickened by a few days of *my* sunshine. George Bernard Shaw
J. K. Rowling quote: "Professor McGonagall: "Why don't you confer with Mr. Finnigan?..."
Professor McGonagall: "Why don't you confer with Mr. Finnigan? As I recall, he has a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics. J. K. Rowling
[Professor] Frank recalled my idle remark some years ago: 'Never pass up the opportunity to have sex or appear on television.' Advice I would never give today in the age of AIDS and its television equivalent Fox News. Gore Vidal
Professor Henry Higgins: There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven't used it for years! Alan Jay Lerner
Professor, why couldn't we just Apparate directly into your old colleague's house?' 'Because it would be quite as rude as kicking down the front door,' said Dumbledore. 'Courtesy dictates that we offer fellow wizards the opportunity of denying us entry. J. K. Rowling
Professor Snape was forcing them to research antidotes. They took this one seriously, as he had hinted that he might be poisoning one of them before Christmas to see if their antidote worked. J. K. Rowling
George Bernard Shaw quote: "Professor Henry Higgins: Oh, Pickering, for God's sake stop..."
Professor Henry Higgins: Oh, Pickering, for God's sake stop being dashed and do something! George Bernard Shaw
J. K. Rowling quote: "Professor Flitwick had dried himself off and set Seamus lines..."
Professor Flitwick had dried himself off and set Seamus lines ("I am a wizard not a baboon brandishing a stick") J. K. Rowling
J. K. Rowling quote: "Professor,” Harry gasped. “Your bird — I couldn’t do anything..."
Professor,” Harry gasped. “Your bird — I couldn’t do anything — he just caught fire — J. K. Rowling
Professor Johnston often said that if you didn't know history, you didn't know anything. You were a leaf that didn't know it was part of a tree. Michael Crichton
Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through a cactus field in his bare feet, and screams out an idea for a self-operating napkin. Rube Goldberg
Hal Boyle quote: "Professors simply can't discuss a thing. Habit compels them to..."
Professors simply can't discuss a thing. Habit compels them to deliver a lecture. Hal Boyle
Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball. J. K. Rowling

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