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Scientist Quotes

Scientists make mistakes. Accordingly, it is the job of the scientist to recognize our weakness, to examine the widest range of opinions, to be ruthlessly self-critical. Science is a collective enterprise with the error-correction machinery often running smoothly. Carl Sagan
Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly. Conan O'Brien
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel. Scott Adams
Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten. Terry Prachett
Marie Curie quote: "Scientist believe in things, not in person"
Scientist believe in things, not in person Marie Curie
Bret Easton Ellis quote: "Scientists peered into data and concluded that we should all..."
Scientists peered into data and concluded that we should all be worried.-Lunar planet Bret Easton Ellis
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. Stephen Colbert
Scientists often invent words to fill the holes in their understanding. These words are meant as conveniences untilreal understanding can be found. Sometimes understanding comes and the temporary words can be replaced with wordsthat have more meaning. More often, however, the patch words will take on a life of their own and no one will remember that they were only intended to be placeholders. Scott Adams
Stephen Hawking quote: "Scientists tend to risk theories they admire"
Scientists tend to risk theories they admire Stephen Hawking
Scientists say that the palm tree line, that is the climate suitable to growth of the palm, is moving north, five hundred metres, I think it was, every year...The palm tree line...I call it the coffee line, the strong black coffee line...It's rising like mercury in a thermometer, this palm tree line, this strong coffee line, this scandal line, rising up throughout Italy and already passed Rome... Leonardo Sciascia
Dave Barry quote: "Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with..."
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with a speed of 120 mph, is a cow dropped out of a helicopter. Dave Barry
Barack Obama quote: "Scientists and engineers ought to stand side by side with..."
Scientists and engineers ought to stand side by side with athletes and entertainers as role models. Barack Obama
Allen Ginsberg quote: "Scientist alone is true poet."
Scientist alone is true poet. Allen Ginsberg
Allen Ginsberg quote: "Scientist alone is true poet he gives us the moon"
Scientist alone is true poet he gives us the moon Allen Ginsberg
Scientists have power by virtue of the respect commanded by the discipline... We live with poets and politicians, preachers and philosophers. All have their ways of knowing, and all are valid in their proper domain. The world is too complex and interesting for one way to hold all the answers. Stephen Jay Gould

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