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Seinfeld Quotes

I gazed around the room and my eyes stopped dead on a little boy standing in the corner. This was a particularly eerie doll. Life-sized and blond-haired and blue-eyed. I saw a little Nazi boy, pockets probably stuffed with scissors and retractable blades. My grandfather on my mother's side was rumored to be half Jewish, which practically makes me Jerry Seinfeld's brother, and thus wary of blond German boys with their hands out of sight. Augusten Burroughs
Aaron McGruder quote: "I think you should know that real-life white people are not..."
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. Aaron McGruder
You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach in kids' brownies. Suckers! Tina Fey
They say - "they" being the great philosophers, or possibly the cast of Seinfeld - that breaking up is like pushing over a Coke machine. You can't just do it, you have to set the thing in motion, rock it back and forth a few times. Jennifer Weiner
In our first season we had a 22 rating. Today Seinfeld, a hit show, gets a 15. Lost in Space actually had a bigger audience than Star Trek got at that time. Mark Goddard
I don't really get a chance to watch much television. I mostly watch BBC Worldwide and repeats of Seinfeld and Everybody Loves Raymond. Will Estes
Julia Louis-Dreyfus quote: "The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging."
The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Julia Louis-Dreyfus quote: "And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and..."
And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours are very reasonable. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
When the 'Seinfeld' show said it was going to be a show about nothing, everybody said it couldn't - wouldn't work. It did. 'Thor' is about something, about that character finding his destiny, but it's not doing what was expected... and yet it's doing very well. J. Michael Straczynski
Scott Wolf quote: "I watch sitcoms like Seinfeld, and here's a newsflash, but..."
I watch sitcoms like Seinfeld, and here's a newsflash, but what a great show. Scott Wolf
You look at shows like The Simpsons or Larry Sanders or Curb Your Enthusiasm or Seinfeld, they're really sophisticated shows that we all love back home. Simon Pegg
Never met Levinson. Ever. He directed those American Express spots for us for Seinfeld, and I was off on some guest spot that I didn't even want to do... and I got talked into doing it. Patrick Warburton
I'll work with Jerry Seinfeld any day of the week. Get a nice little paycheck there, but you do it for free. It's just good to be associated with that man. He's a great guy. Patrick Warburton
Patrick Warburton quote: "He'd never seen Seinfeld, so he didn't know who Puddy was or..."
He'd never seen Seinfeld, so he didn't know who Puddy was or anything. Patrick Warburton
I wouldn't call myself a standup in the presence of Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock, but I do my share of it and it has been and remains part of my activity and I like it. Alan Thicke

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