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Simpson Quotes

There's not a fortune to be made doing voiceover work unless you're one of the main voices on The Simpsons. See, there's The Simpsons, and then there's everything else. Patrick Warburton
When it moved to Friday night it disappeared, when they find another show that can do what The Simpsons does, they will be delighted to do cancel The Simpsons. Harry Shearer
Matt Groening quote: "You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)"
You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson) Matt Groening
Matt Groening quote: "This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in..."
This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!"Homer Simpson Matt Groening
Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson? Matt Groening
Matt Groening quote: "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is..."
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'Homer Simpson Matt Groening
Matt Groening quote: "You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and..."
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."Homer Simpson Matt Groening
Matt Groening quote: "When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)"
When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson) Matt Groening
[Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party. [Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion, you wouldn't be interested. Matt Groening
The Americans have always been better than the Iraqis at the leaflets. Early on in the first Gulf War, Iraqi PsyOps dropped a batch of their own leaflets on US troops, designed to be psychologically devastating. They read, 'Your wives are back at home having sex with Bart Simpson and Burt Reynolds. Jon Ronson
Matt Groening quote: "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please..."
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.Homer Simpson Matt Groening
Helen Thomas quote: "Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A:..."
Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose. Helen Thomas
Matt Groening quote: "I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth."Homer Simpson"
I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth."Homer Simpson Matt Groening
Calpurnia evidently remembered a rainy Sunday when we were both fatherless and teacherless. Let to its own devices, the class tied Eunice Ann Simpson to a chair and placed her in the furnace room. We forgot her, trooped upstairs to church, and were listening quietly to the sermon when a dreadful banging issued from the radiator pipes, persisting until someone investigated and brought forth Eunice Ann saying she didn't want to play Shadrach any more - Jem Finch said she wouldn't get burnt if... Harper Lee
Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon."Lisa Simpson Matt Groening

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