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Skunk Quotes

But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as drunk as a skunk, Drumknott, which of course means skunks are just as drunk as I. I must say the term is unfamiliar to me, and I had not thought hitherto of skunks in this context, but Mustrum Ridcully was kind enough to enlighten me. Terry Prachett
People cain't help being what they are any more than a skunk can help being a skunk. Don't you think if they had their choice they would rather be something else? Sure they would. People are just weak. Fannie Flagg
The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk. Patrick Murray
Joseph Cannon quote: "Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one..."
Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool enough to allow skunks to choose the weapons. Joseph Cannon
I always know it's Sunday because I wake up feeling apologetic. That's one of the cool things about being a Catholic . . . it's a multifaceted experience. If you lose the faith, chances are you'll keep the guilt, so it isn't as if you've been skunked altogether. Janet Evanovich
It was strange how in no time at all everybody went from fear to being excruciatingly bored, and the very women who yesterday had been helpless victims and just minutes earlier were howling in fright, now began to advance on him threatening with their fists and saying: 'Git on out of here, you old skunk!' Which shows something about the way a female is put together; she will suffer any outrage so long as it is interesting, but bore her and she don't know fear. Thomas Berger
I read in a book once that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but I've never been able to believe it. I don't believe a rose WOULD be as nice if it was called a thistle or a skunk cabbage. L. M. Montgomery
Chris Farley quote: "In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king."
In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king. Chris Farley
Lloyd Doggett quote: "Sometimes when you get in a fight with a skunk, you can't tell..."
Sometimes when you get in a fight with a skunk, you can't tell who started it. Lloyd Doggett
It may be that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet,' but I should be loath to see a rose on a maiden's breast substituted by a flower, however beautiful and fragrant it might be, that is went by the name of the skunk lily. Alexander Henry
Rebecca West quote: "It is sometimes very hard to tell the difference between..."
It is sometimes very hard to tell the difference between history and the smell of skunk. Rebecca West
Ken Starr quote: "You're making me feel like a skunk at the garden party."
You're making me feel like a skunk at the garden party. Ken Starr
Abraham Lincoln quote: "What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself."
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. Abraham Lincoln

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