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Straight People Quotes

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual! Andy Dick
Dan Savage quote: "Straight people are everywhere!"
Straight people are everywhere! Dan Savage
Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase. Scott Thompson
I deliberately decided to write a kind of guide to leather bars for straight people, for people not into leather, so that people could see what it was all about. Thom Gunn
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. Bill Maher
It's astonishing the amount of time that certain straight people devote to gay sex - trying to determine what goes where and how often. They can't imagine any system outside their own, and seem obsessed with the idea of roles, both in bed and out of it. Who calls whom a bitch? Who cries harder when the cat dies? Which one spends the most time in the bathroom? I guess they think that it's that cut-and-dried, though of course it's not. David Sedaris
Jon Stewart quote: "I thinking gay and straight people use the same putters, it's..."
I thinking gay and straight people use the same putters, it's not a matter of putters but a matter of hole selection. Jon Stewart
Pia Zadora quote: "A lot of straight people think I'm nuts."
A lot of straight people think I'm nuts. Pia Zadora
The mistake that straight people made was imposing the monogamous expectation on men. Men were never expected to be monogamous. Dan Savage
I absolutely believe in assimilation. I don't believe I'm any different from straight people. My wants and needs are the same as theirs. I don't look at sexual orientation as that big of a deal. It's just an orientation. Chastity Bono
People create their own questions because they are afraid to look straight. All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. Ayn Rand
People always expect Hulk Hogan to be standing up straight, or to have the bandanna on, or to not have my arms covered up. If I have an extra large shirt on people go 'oh yeah you look small.' It kind of ruins the mystique. Hulk Hogan
Roger McGough quote: "People can put their best poems straight onto the web."
People can put their best poems straight onto the web. Roger McGough
People know that they're going to see something which is entertaining but challenging as well because of the form it's in. It's dance theatre and it requires you to use your imagination - it's not straight forward. Matthew Bourne
People take the longest possible paths, digress to numerous dead ends, and make all kinds of mistakes. Then historians come along and write summaries of this messy, nonlinear process and make it appear like a simple, straight line. Dean Kamen

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