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Mr. Greer timed all our speeches with an oven timer. Things were nothing at Tribeca Alternative, considered one of Manhattan's finest prep schools, if not high tech. Meg Cabot
it occurred to me what a simple thing reality is, how easy it is to make it work. It's just reality. Just housework. Just a home. Like running a simple machine. Once you learn to run it, it's just a matter of repetition. You push this button and pull that lever. You adjust a gauge, put on the lid, set the timer. The same thing, over and over. Haruki Murakami
Bob Monkhouse quote: "I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke..."
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. Bob Monkhouse
John Dillinger quote: "No; small timers get into it, and ruin it for everyone."
No; small timers get into it, and ruin it for everyone. John Dillinger
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. Phyllis Diller
Conan O'Brien quote: "Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer."
Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer. Conan O'Brien
Delia Smith quote: "Memories are fallible and a timer can save a lot of hard work..."
Memories are fallible and a timer can save a lot of hard work from going out of the window. Delia Smith
Delia Smith quote: "Getting into the habit of switching a timer on will, I..."
Getting into the habit of switching a timer on will, I promise, save you from any number of kitchen disasters. Delia Smith
And, all these things need to be coordinated; so we all need to work together, have timers going and everything so we're all coordinated and get this piece of orchestration done. Duane G. Carey
Jessica Savitch quote: "I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when..."
I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked? Jessica Savitch
I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into a blood-spitting frenzy. Stephen Bayley

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