Toilet Quotes (page 2)

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• night
• city
• old

She was, in fact, one of those people of exalted principles; one of those opinionated puritans, of which England produces so many; one of those good and insupportable old maids who haunt the tables d'hte of every hotel in Europe, who spoil Italy, poison Switzerland, render the charming cities of the Mediterranean uninhabitable, carry everywhere their fantastic manias, their manners of petrified vestals, their indescribable toilets and a certain odor of india-rubber which makes one believe... Guy de Maupassant

• you can do it
• processed
• processes

The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet. Orson Scott Card

• little
• wonder
• wonderful

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head... Bill Cosby

• favorite
• personality
• personal

I think…Have I given up anything by living with another person? Has there been a trade-off? Always, there is a trade-off. And the answer comes to me instantly. I have given up a certain degree of freedom. The ability to plow through my life with utter disregard for the thoughts and feelings of other people. I can no longer read a magazine and throw it on the floor. In exchange, I get unlimited access to the one person I have met in my life whom I automatically felt was out of my league. My... Augusten Burroughs

• crush
• baby
• wall

Baby," groaned the guy-Ted? Tad?-something like that-and crushed his lips against the side of her neck, shoving her face against the wall of the toilet stall. Jennifer Weiner

• people
• toilet paper
• seeming

The burden of keeping three people in toilet paper seemed to me rather a heavy one. Barbara Pym

• nature
• humanity
• new york

New York, like London, seems to be a cloacina [toilet] of all the depravities of human nature. Thomas Jefferson

• seat
• toilets
• seated

We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat! J. K. Rowling

• dad
• saying
• hat

Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gone? Shel Silverstein

• been
• justly
• just

Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir. J. K. Rowling

• mistake
• escaped
• checks

Timmy, who made a daring escape, also made a mistake of paying the taxi driver with a check made out of toilet paper. Janet Frame

• saying
• bowls
• thy

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. Bill Cosby

• stress
• sometimes
• stress reliever

Sometimes, to relieve stress, he would soak his feet in the toilet, a practice that was not as soothing for his collegues. Walter Isaacson

• jokes
• mum
• only

Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum. J. K. Rowling

• hope
• silly
• silliness

Down the toilet, lookit me, What a silly thing ta do! Hope nobody takes a pee, Yippy dippy dippy doo . . . Thomas Pynchon