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Toilet Quotes (page 5)

The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet. Macy Gray
I've always loved 3D. In fact, as a kid, I was exposed to 3D at an early age because my grandfather was a specialist of 3D in cinematheques. And then my cousin put it in 'Science of Sleep' with toilet paper tube cities. But he was a specialist and I always wanted to do something in 3D. Michel Gondry
Megan Fox quote: "I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up..."
I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Megan Fox
I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress? Farrah Fawcett
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. Paula Poundstone
Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate. Iggy Pop
Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse. Howard Stern
Most people in America want an easy read. I call it McFiction - books which pass right through you without you even digesting them. I don't mean a book that has two-syllable words. I mean chapters you can read in a toilet break. Happy endings. We are more of a TV culture. Jodi Picoult
Mike Peters quote: "We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with..."
We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with success. Mike Peters
In Michigan, a liberal democrat raised taxes and kept their government programs at the same level. And guess what? Their economy continued into the toilet, it continued down. Rick Perry
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff. Don Van Vliet
I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger. Jonny Wilkinson
Billy Wilder quote: "France is the country where the money falls apart and you..."
France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper. Billy Wilder
Billy Wilder quote: "France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands..."
France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper. Billy Wilder
Tommy Cooper quote: "Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a..."
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience! Tommy Cooper

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