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Waiter Quotes (page 2)

When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married. Megan Fox
I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky. Jane Fonda
I like L.A. It's like a mini break. For a writer, it's hilarious. Like the food. Where I come from, we eat chip sandwiches: white bread, butter, tomato catsup and big fat french fries. It's delicious. Here, you order a creme caramel and the waiter says, 'You know, that contains dairy.' Helen Fielding
Phyllis Diller quote: "I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady,..."
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.' Phyllis Diller
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. Rodney Dangerfield
Don Herold quote: "It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to..."
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter. Don Herold
Peter Ustinov quote: "A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is..."
A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally. Peter Ustinov
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.' Tommy Cooper
Danielle Steel quote: "I don't like grand restaurants or kowtowing waiters. I don't..."
I don't like grand restaurants or kowtowing waiters. I don't need that kind of attention and I don't want it. Danielle Steel
Of course we've been fighting against stereotypes from Day One at East West. That's the reason we formed: to combat that, and to show we are capable of more than just fulfilling the stereotypes - waiter, laundryman, gardener, martial artist, villain. Mako
A man needs to be polite, not just to me but to everyone. I watch that. How does he treat the waiter? How does he treat the coat-check girl? How does he treat the driver? Adriana Lima
I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you haven't waited tables at least once. It's so irritating when I see people being rude to waiters, like, it makes me want to slit their throats! Like, really? You're really this inconsiderate? Lizzy Caplan
The economic dimension is very clear. I was at a dinner party, a mother got up, who's a very distinguished scientist, and said she had to get home and help her daughter with her homework. The two waiters, their faces changed. They were working their second jobs, they couldn't get home to help their kids with homework. Donna Shalala
Nigella Lawson quote: "I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the..."
I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour. Nigella Lawson
There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again. Bill Bryson

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