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Then came time for her to marry. She had nine suitors. They all knelt round her in a circle. Standing in the middle like a princess, she did not know which one to choose: one was the handsomest, another the wittiest, the third was the richest, the fourth was most athletic, the fifth from the best family, the sixth recited verse, the seventh traveled widely, the eighth played the violin, and the ninth was the most manly. But they all knelt in the same way, they all had the same calluses on... Milan Kundera
Stendhal quote: "The French are the wittiest, the most charming, and up to the..."
The French are the wittiest, the most charming, and up to the present, at all events, the least musical race on Earth. Stendhal
I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known. Sarah Jessica Parker
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing. Lily Tomlin
I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and one at my parents' house. I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old. He is the funniest, wittiest man on the planet! Sophia Bush

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