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Yogurt Quotes

Scott Adams quote: "Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to..."
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. Scott Adams
Rush Limbaugh quote: "The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt..."
The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit. Rush Limbaugh
He did not have the sort of looks suited for stakeouts or tailing people. As much as he might try to lose himself in a crowd, he was as inconspicuous as a centipede in a coup of yogurt. Haruki Murakami
THE BOUNTYIn her kitchen, she saw many things she would like to eat. On the counter, there was a bunch of new bananas, yellow as a Van Gogh chair, and two apples, pristine. The cabinet was open and she saw a box of crackers, a new box of cereal, a tube of curved chips. She felt overwhelmed, seeing all of the food there, that it was all hers. And there was more in the refrigerator! There were juices, half a melon, a dozen bagels, salmon, a steak, yogurt in a dozen colors. It would take her a... Dave Eggers
Anne Lamott quote: "He got me a cup of tea with honey, toast with honey, yogurt..."
He got me a cup of tea with honey, toast with honey, yogurt with honey, like I was John the Baptist with the flu. Anne Lamott
In those days you could identify a person's nationality by smell. Lying on her back with eyes closed, Desdemona could detect the telltale oniony aroma of a Hungarian woman on her right, and the raw-meat smell of an Armenian on her left. (And they, in turn, could peg Desdemona as a Hellene by her aroma of garlic and yogurt.) Jeffrey Eugenides
Nothing was ever in tune. People just blindly grabbed at whatever there was: communism, health foods, zen, surfing, ballet, hypnotism, group encounters, orgies, biking, herbs, Catholicism, weight-lifting, travel, withdrawal, vegetarianism, India, painting, writing, sculpting, composing, conducting, backpacking, yoga, copulating, gambling, drinking, hanging around, frozen yogurt, Beethoven, Back, Buddha, Christ, TM, H, carrot juice, suicide, handmade suits, jet travel, New York City, and then... Charles Bukowski
Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset. Stephen Colbert
John Mortimer quote: "The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere..."
The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt. John Mortimer
I usually eat six times a day, small meals. For breakfast, an egg and a corn tortilla, salsa and cilantro, and some ham. For snacks, I'll have an apple, some string cheese, a yogurt. For lunch I'll have salad with protein in it and for dinner usually steamed vegetables and chicken or fish. Sprague Grayden
Gordon Strachan quote: "I've got more important things to think about. I've got a..."
I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. Gordon Strachan
We incorporated new tastes and flavors into our kids' diets from a very early age, which helped to develop their palates and prevented them from becoming picky eaters. We don't buy junk food and give them options of fresh fruit, yogurt, raw almonds, or dried whole grain cereals for snack time. Cat Cora
Right now I'd love to be sitting on a Greek island somewhere because of being Greek American, eating great octopus salad and some fantastic lamb. Or sipping a little ouzo. I think the Mediterranean diet is one of the healthiest... Lots of nuts, vegetables, fruits, fresh fish, lean meats, yogurt. Cat Cora
Katherine Heigl quote: "A girl told me my lips looked like somebody had pressed..."
A girl told me my lips looked like somebody had pressed strawberry yogurt against my face. Katherine Heigl
One bit of advice someone gave me - which I haven't yet tried - is that if you go to an area where you might pick up a tummy bug, you should seek out the local probiotic yogurt. Eating it will introduce you to the local gut flora, apparently. Anthony Head

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