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Zippers Quotes

The stuff of life turned out to be not a quivering, glowing, wondrous gel but a contraption of tiny jigs, springs, hinges, rods, sheets, magnets, zippers, and trapdoors, assembled by a data tape whose information is copied, downloaded and scanned. Steven Pinker
The Savage interrupted him. "But isn't it natural to feel there's a God?" "You might as well ask if it's natural to do up one's trousers with zippers," said the Controller sarcastically. "You remind me of another of those old fellows called Bradley. He defined philosophy as the finding of bad reason for what one believes by instinct. As if one believed anything by instinct! One believes things because one has been conditioned to believe them. Finding bad reasons for what one believes for... Aldous Huxley
Mae West quote: "I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone...."
I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? Mae West
Ray Bradbury quote: "The zipper displaces the button, and a man lacks that much..."
The zipper displaces the button, and a man lacks that much time to think while dressing at dawn... Ray Bradbury
Kurt Vonnegut quote: "The gun made a ripping sound like the opening of a zipper on..."
The gun made a ripping sound like the opening of a zipper on the fly of God Almighty. Kurt Vonnegut
Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who's wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn't get the zipper closed. Peter Scott
...and I thought I might take him home and see how he works. It's really neat the way all those little bone things fit together, like a zipper. Anne Rivers Siddons
Jeffrey Eugenides quote: "The zipper opened all the way down our spines."
The zipper opened all the way down our spines. Jeffrey Eugenides
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. Emo Philips
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. George Burns
I was totally picked on, but look at me now! I was definitely picked on by boys and girls. I was really lanky and skinny and the boys would say, 'Turn sideways and stick out your tongue, you look like a zipper.' Krysten Ritter
Leah Remini quote: "But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have..."
But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue. Leah Remini
I once stood in the middle of New York city watching my name go round the electronic zipper sign in Times Square and I felt pretty thrilled, but not quite as thrilled as I felt when I saw my name in the 'Examiner' for the first time. Simon Armitage

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