TOP 10 Groucho Marx quotes

10

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

9

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

8

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.

7

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

6

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

5

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

4

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

3

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

2

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

1

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.