TOP 10 Jack Nicholson quotes

10

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

9

You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.

8

Almost everybody's happy to be a fool for love.

7

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

6

Once I got started acting I loved it.

5

There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I'm not in that state now and that makes me sad.

4

The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.

3

I would never complain about my life, even though I really would like to have a mate.

2

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue most of my life.

1

I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.