TOP 10 Tina Fey quotes

10

I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child.

9

By the way, when Oprah Winfrey is suggesting you may have overextended yourself, you need to examine your fucking life.

8

It’s a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but it’s my lot in life.

7

Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions ... Do your thing, and don't care if they like it.

6

I still want Oprah to play my best friend. I want to spend time with Oprah.

5

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

4

Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.

3

You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar!

2

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?

1

I was wearing my best Gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians, so yea, I was pretty cool.