TOP 10 alcohol quotes

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If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life.

9

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

8

Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love!

7

Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.

6

only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ...

5

I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

4

Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.

3

I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life.

2

My life was a complete catatrophe. I was very, very sick from drugs and alcohol.

1

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.