TOP 10 drinking quotes

10

Well, I like to eat, sleep, drink, and be in love. I like to work, read, learn, and understand life.

9

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking, and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just feels longer.

8

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

7

Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.

6

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

5

Humanity I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink.

4

oh god it’s wonderful
to get out of bed
and drink too much coffee
and smoke too many cigarettes
and love you so much

3

I love bright red drinks, don’t you? They taste twice as good as any other color.

2

I love going to the feed store and drinking coffee and talking about how much rain we need.

1

I'm gonna drink my tears tonight, I'm gonna drink my tears and cry, cause I know you love me, baby.