TOP 10 drunk quotes

10

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

9

And patience flees my heart, And reason flees my mind. Oh, how drunk can I get to be, Without your love's security?

8

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says wile he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

7

And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful!

6

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

5

In the middle of a crazy and drunk life, you have to hang onto the good and sober moments tightly.

4

Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him.

3

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

2

The claw / Of the magnolia, / Drunk on its own secrets, / Asks nothing of life.

1

Always keep your mouth shut with a drunk. You can never win with piss tanks. The most you can hope for is to break even.