TOP 10 grandma quotes

10

I would love to do top of pops as a grandma.

9

Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him.

8

Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.

7

Yes, I always remember my dad's, mom's and my grandma's perfumes.

6

It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good one too.

5

To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew.

4

I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down."Grandma Mazur

3

You sure you don't want to go? Grandma Mazur asked my mother.

2

I heard about them Rangers on TV,” Grandma said. “I heard they get dogs pregnant.” -Grandma Mazur

1

Once heaven is done with grandma, we'd like her back, thanks.