TOP 10 jokes quotes

10

I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter.

9

The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.

8

Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

7

Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.

6

I joke with my kids, who love history, that I'll be the only governor to be elected twice in his first term.

5

I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.

4

She loved three things? a joke, aglass of wine, and a handsome man.

3

Joking is a barrier between man and the world. Joking is the enemy of love and poetry.

2

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

1

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.