TOP 10 lawyer quotes

10

You're a sleazy defense lawyer with two ex-wifes and an eight-year-old daughter and we all love you.

9

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.

8

I love my lawyer. I have to say that of course!

7

There are few things in life worse than a long-winded lawyer.

6

Life is very tenacious in these lawyers.

5

The events of the day inspired me to become a lawyer.

4

My father was a lawyer and to my best knowledge nobody in my family before had interest in science.

3

In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people, they have no lawyers.

2

My parents wanted me to be a lawyer. But I don't think I would have been very happy. I'd be in front of the jury singing.

1

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.