TOP 10 monday quotes

10

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

9

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.

8

Depression doesn't wait till Monday.

7

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I've won.

6

I have my kids every Friday through Monday, and I don't leave them the whole time I have them.

5

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

4

The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.

3

The cross comes before the crown and tomorrow is a Monday morning!

2

A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.

1

I grew up watching Monday Night Football with Howard Cosell and the other guys with my dad.