TOP 10 saturday night quotes
It's cold out there, colder than a ticket taker's smile at the Ivar Theatre on a Saturday night.
Tom WaitsBy the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
Sarah SilvermanIt's more important to look good than to feel good. Billy Crystal on Saturday Night Live
Billy CrystalMiddle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Ogden NashOne of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book.
Jessica Pare