TOP 10 sober quotes

10

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.

9

Sovereign," like "love," means anything you want it to mean; it's a word in dictionary between "sober" and "sozzled.

8

In the middle of a crazy and drunk life, you have to hang onto the good and sober moments tightly.

7

After years of making wrong decisions in my life, in 1977 I found out that it was all right to be square, simple, and sober.

6

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

5

Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!

4

There are moments when even to the sober eye of reason, the world of our sad humanity may assume the semblance of Hell.

3

Affliction comes to us, not to make us sad but sober; not to make us sorry but wise.

2

Drowning was bad enough. But drowning sad and sober, that's too cruel.

1

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.