TOP 10 tattoo quotes

10

I'm from a nice, suburban, middle-class family, but my tattoos remind me where I've been.

9

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

8

What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.

7

I'm waiting to get old - I think old guys with tattoos look good.

6

I wouldn't care if they tattoo Festus all over. He's been good to me.

5

The first time I showed the tattoo, it was big news in the newspaper: 'She has a tattoo with a snake.' It's not a snake.

4

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

3

Fuck them all. I ought to have that tattooed on my forehead, for all the times I've thought it.

2

There was a point where I really felt I had 'penniless divorcee lone parent' tattooed on my head.

1

I got a tattoo saying, 'Freedom From Fear' because of 'Black Water Transit.'