TOP 10 thanksgiving quotes

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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

9

He is your field which you sow with love and reap with thanksgiving.

8

I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.

7

Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.

6

It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day.

5

Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday.

4

Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

3

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

2

Dear Lord; we beg but one boon more: Peace in the hearts of all men living, peace in the whole world this Thanksgiving.

1

If you think Independence Day is America's defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.