TOP 10 twitter quotes

10

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

9

I've been going on Twitter every week going, 'Guys, you have to watch '2 Broke Girls' because it's incredible.

8

I can't think of a bigger waste of police time than chasing somebody who has said something offensive on Twitter.

7

Twitter should ban my mother.

6

I'm kind of new to Twitter. I'm about one year in, so I'm a little late to the party.

5

I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it.

4

I'm not a Facebook/Twitter gal, but my husband is.

3

I don't know if I've learned anything about people, but I've learned about Twitter.

2

I think Twitter is great.

1

I believe Twitter, right now, is just finishing the venture capital phase, getting into a maturity level.