TOP 10 witty quotes

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.
Dylan Moran
Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.
David Bailey
The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.
Robert Orben
You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.
Frank Crane
A large nose is in fact the sign of an affable man, good, courteous, witty, liberal, courageous, such as I am.
Edmond Rostand