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Alan Coren quote: "I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a..."

I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

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C. S. Lewis quote: "See the bear in his own den before you judge of his conditions."
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I like to see people doubt me. Sheryl Swoopes
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