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Alex TrebekAbout author
- Author's profession: Entertainer
- Nationality: american
- Born: July 22, 1940
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I am much bigger than the average chicken, and furthermore I was armed with a rolling pin and kitchen knife. As a matter of fact I have always had the greatest contempt for chickens. They are so stupid that they probably don't even notice the difference when they die, but I must admit that this particular chicken put up a very good fight.
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