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Bill Watterson quotes

American Cartoonist July 5, 1958

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Bill Watterson quote: "God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of..."
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "God put me on earth to accomplish certain things. Right now,..."
God put me on earth to accomplish certain things. Right now, I’m so far behind, I’ll never die. Bill Watterson
Calvin: Trick or Treat! Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak! ...Boy, am I scary or what? Bill Watterson
[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box! Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I'm looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What's your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll..."
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never..."
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "How come we play war and not peace?"Too few role models."
How come we play war and not peace?"Too few role models. Bill Watterson
Instead of asking what's wrong with rampant consumerism, we ought to be asking, 'What justifies it?' Popular art does not have to pander to the lowest level of intelligence and taste. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a..."
Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is..."
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it. Bill Watterson
For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a free country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is who I am - Take it or leave it! Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't..."
Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house? Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind..."
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first..."
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip. Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson quote: "People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something."
People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something. Bill Watterson

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