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Charles M. Schulz quotes

American Cartoonist November 26, 1922 – February 12, 2000

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Charles M. Schulz quote: "Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope..."
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt. Charles M. Schulz
Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos. Charles M. Schulz
Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind. Charles M. Schulz
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up. Charles M. Schulz
I had to go to the school nurse yesterday because my stomach hurt..."You worry too much, Charlie Brown... No wonder your stomach hurts... You've got to stop all this silly worrying!"How do I stop?"That's your worry! Five cents, please! Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz quote: "Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to..."
Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education. Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz quote: "Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably..."
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. Charles M. Schulz
Why did you write "Charlie Brown is a blockhead" on the sidewalk?"Because I sincerely believe you are a blockhead! I have to write what I believe is true... It's my moral respolsibility!"Deep down I admire her integrity... Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz quote: "Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my..."
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate. Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz quote: "Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!"
Duck, big brother! Here comes another day! Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz quote: "Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single..."
Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me! Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz quote: "I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a..."
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. Charles M. Schulz
I think I know what's wrong with you... Walk up onto that pitcher's mound... Does your stomach hurt now?"Yes! Ow! Ooo! Yes!"All right, now come down off the mound... There... Has it stopped hurting?"Yes... Yes, I think it has!"There's your trouble... Five cents, please! Charles M. Schulz
A bean bag is a perfect place to sulk. You can sink way down deep, and sulk for hours... You only have to stick your head up once in a while... to see if anybody cares. Charles M. Schulz
Charles M. Schulz quote: "Oh yes, I'm at my happiest when I have a good idea and I'm..."
Oh yes, I'm at my happiest when I have a good idea and I'm drawing it well, and it comes out well and somebody laughs at it. Charles M. Schulz

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