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Dane Cook quotes

American Comedian March 18, 1972

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I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad. Dane Cook
I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people. Dane Cook
Dane Cook quote: "When something's good, I'm not an over-celebrator."
When something's good, I'm not an over-celebrator. Dane Cook
Dane Cook quote: "I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head."
I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head. Dane Cook
Dane Cook quote: "I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV...."
I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?' Dane Cook
Dane Cook quote: "That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother..."
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it. Dane Cook
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince. Dane Cook
Dane Cook quote: "My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'"
My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.' Dane Cook
No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning. Dane Cook
Dane Cook quote: "We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments."
We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. Dane Cook
Dane Cook quote: "I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more."
I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more. Dane Cook
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up. Dane Cook
Dane Cook quote: "In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year...."
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. Dane Cook
Dane Cook quote: "When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday...."
When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you. Dane Cook
Dane Cook quote: "Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and..."
Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there. Dane Cook

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