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Dave Barry Quotes

Dave Barry quotes about car

American Journalist July 3, 1947

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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the kind of people who'd stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. I would be reluctant to entrust them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the... Dave Barry
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. Dave Barry
What would happen is that every idiot in this town who owns a gun, which is basically every idiot in this town, would grab his gun, jump into his car, or somebody else's car, and lay rubber for I-95. Inside of ten minutes the city is gridlocked, and what happens next makes IwoJima look like a maypole dance. This whole town turns into the end of a Stephen King novel. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172..."
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to..."
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. Dave Barry

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