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Dave Barry Quotes

Dave Barry quotes

American Journalist July 3, 1947

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Dave Barry quote: "Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with..."
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with a speed of 120 mph, is a cow dropped out of a helicopter. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to..."
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing."
Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning..."
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb..."
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from someone else's plate. Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is..."
If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered..."
The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. Dave Barry
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately..."
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. Dave Barry
Why don’t you lift the end?” said Alf. “It’s me back, Alf,” complained Mack. “You know how it troubles me.” “No more than mine troubles me,” said Alf. “But I said it first,” said Mack. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition."
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. Dave Barry
When the cow jerks away, it’ll yank the door open.” “But what’s going to make the cow jerk away?” asked Little Richard. “You’re going to milk it,” said Slank. “But I don’t know how to milk a cow!” said Little Richard. “Exactly. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers..."
Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it..."
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. Dave Barry

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