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Dave Barry Quotes

Dave Barry quotes

American Journalist July 3, 1947

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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. Dave Barry
The metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. Dave Barry
We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always..."
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television."
The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "No man had ever knocked little Richard down. But of course..."
No man had ever knocked little Richard down. But of course Ammm was not a man. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "A secret society within a secret society."
A secret society within a secret society. Dave Barry
You might have mentioned this to me Molly,” said Leonard. “The fact that there are hostile natives on the island.” “I forgot,” said Molly. “You forgot?” said Leonard. “There’s been a lot happening,” said Molly. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "We journalists make it a point to know very little about an..."
We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had..."
I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like..."
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is..."
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Someone was tapping on the window."
Someone was tapping on the window. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Smee! Raise the Ladies!"
Smee! Raise the Ladies! Dave Barry

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