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Dave Barry Quotes

Dave Barry quotes

American Journalist July 3, 1947

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Dave Barry quote: "Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful..."
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators. Dave Barry
normal person's weekly chore list:1. clean kitchen.2. clean bathroom.3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets. Dave Barry
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry
In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps. Dave Barry
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals like Hydrogen and Oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain. Dave Barry
If, when you talk to people, they keep backing away from you, it's because you're TOO CLOSE, alright? SO DON'T KEEP ADVANCING ON THEM LIKE A HUMAN GLACIER. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "If Black Stache laughed, you laughed. If he snarled, you..."
If Black Stache laughed, you laughed. If he snarled, you snarled. If he breathed in your direction, you ran for cover. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an..."
There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172..."
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "He could even think about how fast he was thinking about things."
He could even think about how fast he was thinking about things. Dave Barry
That is the Wasp, yes. But it was captured by Black Stache, and he’s coming for this ship now.” “And how do you know that?” asked Slank. “Did a seagull tell you?” This brought chuckles from the crew. Something like that, thought Peter. Dave Barry
The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. Dave Barry
When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. Dave Barry

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