English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:

David Letterman Quotes

David Letterman quote: "BP has put more birds in oil than Colonel Sanders."

BP has put more birds in oil than Colonel Sanders.

David Letterman

About author

Related Authors

Topics

Quotes currently Trending

Robert Rauschenberg quote: "I don't mess around with my subconscious."
I don't mess around with my subconscious. Robert Rauschenberg
Michael Rapaport quote: "Right now I'm taking a break from hip-hop documentaries. But I..."
Right now I'm taking a break from hip-hop documentaries. But I would do it if things lined up. Michael Rapaport
It could have been--it didn't have to be obscene.... It could have been--a bird out of season, dropping bright-feathered on my shoulder.... It could have been a tongueless dwarf standing by the road to point the way.... I was prepared. But it's this, is it? No enigma, no dignity, nothing classical, portentous, only this--a comic pornographer and a rabble of prostitutes.... Tom Stoppard
My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a pirate” - I was very proud of that answer. Johnny Depp
Ninety percent of video game AI really is pretty damn bad. I think that's actually why it's so much fun to shoot things. Because the AI is so bad and the characters are so annoying. Matthew Perry
I came out the box and for seven years I had a huge career. And then it's done, it's dumped. But I ain't gone, and I refuse to be gone. Taylor Dane
I'd go dance at talent shows, and because I was young I had the upper hand on a lot of other crews. People thought it was cute. I used that to my advantage. Jermaine Dupri
Lorenzo Snow quote: "I am here wrongfully convicted and wrongfully sentenced."
I am here wrongfully convicted and wrongfully sentenced. Lorenzo Snow
Hollywood is fickle; your career can end pretty fast. If the acting jobs dry up, you have to have something to fall back on. In fact, that would be my advice to kids interested in acting - make sure you get an education too. Matthew Lawrence
Beatrice Wood quote: "I owe it all to chocolate and young men."
I owe it all to chocolate and young men. Beatrice Wood
Anyway, there is a lot of really interesting work going on in the neuroscience and psychology of consciousness, and I would love to see philosophers become more closely involved with this. David Chalmers
My father taught me to work, but not to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh -- anything but work. Abraham Lincoln
Ron Paul quote: "1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the..."
1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS. Ron Paul
Leigh Steinberg quote: "Well, when you've had Tom Cruise play you, anything else is a..."
Well, when you've had Tom Cruise play you, anything else is a comedown. Leigh Steinberg
Tom Robbins quote: "Anyone who maintains absolute standards of good and evil is..."
Anyone who maintains absolute standards of good and evil is dangerous. As dangerous as a maniac with a loaded revolver. Tom Robbins