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David Sedaris quote: "Standing in a two-hour line makes people worry that they're..."

Standing in a two-hour line makes people worry that they're not living in a democratic nation.

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Usually when you ask somebody in college why they are there, they'll tell you it's to get an education. The truth of it is, they are there to get the degree so that they can get ahead in the rat race. Too many college radicals are two-timing punks. The only reason you should be in college is to destroy it. Abbie Hoffman
Kazuo Ishiguro quote: "She always wanted to believe in things."
She always wanted to believe in things. Kazuo Ishiguro
The only way you can write the truth is to assume that what you set down will never be read. Not by any other person, and not even by yourself at some later date. Margaret Atwood
Lexa Doig quote: "I like breaking the rules."
I like breaking the rules. Lexa Doig
Bill Frist quote: "The enemies of freedom will not prevail."
The enemies of freedom will not prevail. Bill Frist
Gentle lady, do not sing Sad songs about the end of love; Lay aside sadness and sing How love that passes is enough. Sing about the long deep sleep Of lovers that are dead, and how. In the grave all love shall sleep: Love is aweary now. James Joyce
Ryan Gosling quote: "If the character is true, the movie will fall into place. Or..."
If the character is true, the movie will fall into place. Or at least that's what you hope. Ryan Gosling
Emily Bronte quote: "I have not broken your heart - you have broken it; and in..."
I have not broken your heart - you have broken it; and in breaking it, you have broken mine. Emily Bronte
Martin Luther quote: "Jerome has merited hell rather than heaven for it-so little..."
Jerome has merited hell rather than heaven for it-so little would I dare to recognize or call him a saint. Martin Luther
And they'll vote for me because I'm the best liar, because I do it honestly, with a certain finesse. They know that lies and truth are very close, and that something beautiful rests between. Mark Helprin
Sally Pearson quote: "Some people are used to having things done for them by her..."
Some people are used to having things done for them by her parents, I am not. I can do it myself. Sally Pearson
Christina Aguilera quote: "My son is healthy and happy, so that's all that matters to me."
My son is healthy and happy, so that's all that matters to me. Christina Aguilera
William Shakespeare quote: "When beggars die, there are no comets seen; the heavens..."
When beggars die, there are no comets seen; the heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes. William Shakespeare
Tonight, you are hearing from the Democratic women of the Senate... We stand together on so many issues: economic prosperity, quality education for all, protecting a woman's right to choose. Barbara Boxer
Like you're riding a train at night across some vast plain, and youcatch a glimpse of a tiny light in a window of a farmhouse. In aninstant it's sucked back into the darkness behind and vanishes. Butif you close your eyes, that point of light stays with you, justbarely for a few moments. Haruki Murakami