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David Walliams quotes

British Actor August 20, 1971

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David Walliams quote: "I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired."
I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired. David Walliams
I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football. David Walliams
I was born in 1971, and Tom Baker was sort of my obsession as a kid and that's why we got him to do the voice over for 'Little Britain' because I was actually obsessed with Tom Baker. David Walliams
It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed that the audience is bigger than one person. The danger is that things will become bland. David Walliams
David Walliams quote: "TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been..."
TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet. David Walliams
I've done panel shows, which I enjoy, and on those you're recording half-an-hour of TV and sometimes they film for two hours. But with 'Britain's Got Talent,' you're on camera for eight hours, with a large theatre audience watching - and in between you're being filmed for ITV2 as you eat your lunch. David Walliams
David Walliams quote: "I have always liked shows that have laughter in them."
I have always liked shows that have laughter in them. David Walliams
David Walliams quote: "A bully can only make you feel bad about yourself if you let..."
A bully can only make you feel bad about yourself if you let them. David Walliams
David Walliams quote: "I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the..."
I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman. David Walliams
I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can't wear. Surely everyone should be able to wear whatever they like? David Walliams
When you are doing endurance swimming you just need to take in as many carbs as possible to put on as much weight as you can. Basically you can eat whatever you want, which can be quite fun. Everything is guilt-free. David Walliams
No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence. David Walliams
David Walliams quote: "Social satire has been around since people have been around."
Social satire has been around since people have been around. David Walliams
David Walliams quote: "I am a huge fan of 'Doctor Who.'"
I am a huge fan of 'Doctor Who.' David Walliams
David Walliams quote: "I can't see why anyone would want to be in politics because..."
I can't see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism. David Walliams

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