I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.
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- Author's profession: Comedian
- Nationality: american
- Born: May 25, 1973
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I guess I do have a childlike sense of fun, and although I still have my dark days, I'm generally an optimistic person. The way things have gone in my life, sure, I could have been a bitter person. But I just find bitter people really un-fun, you know? And who wants to be that person?
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