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Drew Carey Quotes

Drew Carey quotes

American Actor May 23, 1961

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Drew Carey quote: "I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid."
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. Drew Carey
Drew Carey quote: "Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment."
Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment. Drew Carey
Drew Carey quote: "Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score..."
Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test. Drew Carey
Drew Carey quote: "There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning..."
There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it. Drew Carey
I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge. Drew Carey
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. Drew Carey
Drew Carey quote: "I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume?..."
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' Drew Carey
Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label. Drew Carey
Drew Carey quote: "I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet."
I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet. Drew Carey
Drew Carey quote: "But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in..."
But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy. Drew Carey
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are. Drew Carey
Drew Carey quote: "'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but..."
'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going. Drew Carey
Drew Carey quote: "If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a..."
If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. Drew Carey
Drew Carey quote: "I always thought I was going to die before I was 60."
I always thought I was going to die before I was 60. Drew Carey
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. Drew Carey

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