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Erma Bombeck quotes about car

American Journalist February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996

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In all honesty, men changed a few rules when they became what was referred to as househusbands. Bill didn't make beds, cook, dust, do laundry, windows or floors, or give birth. What he did do was pay bills, call people to fix the plumbing, handle the investments and taxes, volunteer big time, take papers to the garage, change license plates, get the cars serviced, and pick up the cleaning. If women had had that kind of schedule, who knows, we'd probably still be in the home. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "I've exercised with women so thin, buzzards followed them to..."
I've exercised with women so thin, buzzards followed them to their cars. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for,..."
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you..."
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "It goes without saying that you should never have more..."
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "Never have more children than you have car windows."
Never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "Car designers are just going to have to come up with an..."
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. Erma Bombeck

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