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Erma Bombeck quotes about children

American Journalist February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996

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Erma Bombeck quote: "Children make your life important."
Children make your life important. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your..."
Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children. Erma Bombeck
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign..."
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years." Erma Bombeck
Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't..."
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage...."
All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck
Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "It goes without saying that you should never have more..."
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "Never have more children than you have car windows."
Never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck

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