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Erma Bombeck quotes about giving

American Journalist February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996

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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. Erma Bombeck
In all honesty, men changed a few rules when they became what was referred to as househusbands. Bill didn't make beds, cook, dust, do laundry, windows or floors, or give birth. What he did do was pay bills, call people to fix the plumbing, handle the investments and taxes, volunteer big time, take papers to the garage, change license plates, get the cars serviced, and pick up the cleaning. If women had had that kind of schedule, who knows, we'd probably still be in the home. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular..."
Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born. Erma Bombeck
I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. Erma Bombeck
I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do..."
Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere Erma Bombeck

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